Top Ten Things To Do With Your Full Tilt Money
With US players now able to petition to get their Full Tilt Poker
money back, they can now finally realistically expect to get the money
they long written off awhile ago. If you are one of these players and
are not sure what to do with the return of your cash, here are some
ideas: online poker 468x60 1. Use it for relocation expenses to Nevada
or New Jersey so you can play regulated, legal online poker. 2. Pay
T.J. Cloutier to be a clown at your kids birthday party. If you want
to be a real ass about it, you'll track down and buy his WSOP bracelet
and flaunt it in front of him. 3. Go on your long-awaited
coke-and-stripper bender...I'm talking about Coca Cola of course. 4.
Go for a trip to Spain and let me know if they play that weird
Spanish/Synthetic Hold'em variant still at the casinos there. 5. Stock
up on supplies, roll back your clocks, and have that 2012
world-is-ending party that you always wanted to have but didn't have
the liquid cash for. 6. Use it as a bankroll to start a lucrative
career as a professional daily fantasy sports player at Draftkings,
SportsTradex, and all the other DFS sites. 7. Build a time machine and
re-create your life as a European or Canadian instead of an American
so you could have had your Full Tilt Poker money back over 2 years
ago. 8. Decide to go into options trading so you can lose your
bankroll quickly in a legal, regulated, and extremely degenerate
manner. 9. Bet it all on some Starcraft II matchup so you can be the
world's most degenerate e-sports gambler. 10. Learn your lesson and
put it in a FDIC insured bank account instead of leaving online at
some illegally ran gambling joint. If you're a US player and had money
on Full Tilt and haven't petitioned to get your money back, head on
over to FullTiltPokerClaims.com. So far, only 27,000 of 1.4 million
eligible accounts have asked for their money, so a lot of people are
leaving money on the table so to speak.