Random Thoughts: Epic Fail Edition
Let's take a scan around the poker world for another edition of Random
Thoughts where each paragraph has little to do with the others. Who
even knows what's going on with the Full Tilt sale anymore? You've got
Matt Glantz and Doyle Brunson saying you can probably kiss your Full
Tilt money goodbye in the same week that Wendeen Eolis is reporting
that a Groupe Bernard Tapie lawyer is "significantly confident" that
the deal will be finalized perhaps even as soon as the end of this
month! I give up. If you could see a line graph of the percentage
chance that Full Tilt repays all customers, it would look something
like this. Who even knows anymore? If you listen to Matt Glantz, most
Full Tilt insiders don't believe a deal will go through. If you listen
to Wendeen Eolis, progress is being made and a deal could be imminent.
Tens of millions of dollars of outstanding money in the poker economy
and there's no way to feel confident one way or the other about
whether or not it will surface again. The madness! online poker 468x60
Full Tilt Pro Erick Lindgren allegedly owes high stakes fantasy
football participants upwards of six figures. He has failed to pay
citing he is cash broke. I played with "E-Dog" last summer deep in the
WSOP Main Event. His response to a question asked by another player
about the Full Tilt situation was that he wishes they would, "just pay
the damn players already." But that's not so easy when you don't have
the money, right Erick? Just days after coming out of the closet and
becoming the first openly gay male poker pro, Jason Somerville reached
the final table of the WPT L.A. Poker Classic and finished 6th for a
$203,000 score. It was his first cash in a live tournament since last
summer and his first cash in a non-WSOP event since January 2010. Just
some food for thought for anyone looking for ways to snap an extended
cold streak. Are there any good poker podcasts? The podcast model
seems like the wave of the media future. Free, on-demand and largely
commercial-free content with no restrictions on language or subject
matter. Who needs talk radio when you have the Internet? A poker
podcast seems interesting in theory. It should have the right
combination of poker world commentary mixed in with a little strategy
discussion and life philosophy. If you're skeptical about the merits
of the podcast model, as I was mere months ago, give a listen to the
Joe Rogan podcast. It's hilarious, educational, and addicting.
Podcasts have sky-high potential if done correctly. So who will be the
sponsored poker pros of the future? When these Nevada online poker
rooms get off the ground and there becomes a demand to put a
well-liked and well-known face behind the brand, who will be there?
There are only really three kinds of marketable poker pro
personalities: those with tarnished images, has-beens (Greg Raymer,
etc), and guys with PokerStars. Just about everyone ever associated
with Full Tilt can kiss their endorsement potential goodbye if they
haven't already done so. The same goes for the folks who have backed
UB and an assortment of other shady characters with dirt on their
hands. PokerStars seems to have a tight grip on the small handful of
respectable, marketable guys left. That leaves just about no one
available to shill for emerging brands of the future. Except Phil
Hellmuth. He is a free agent who seems to be a nicely positioned for a
big sponsorship deal with a U.S. online poker room someday which is
pretty incredible given he shilled for UB for nearly a decade. Ben
Lamb might be one other candidate for being the next face of poker,
but he could do well to lose the spare tire in order to increase his
marketability. It's so wonderful that UK authorities protect their
citizens from potentially harmful advertising that links gambling with
seduction. Imagine what a wretched country of degenerates they might
become if they thought they'd get to see a woman in a bikini at the
888 Poker PokerCam tables. Bravo, UK authorities, bravo! So the Epic
Poker League filed for bankruptcy. You might call that project an epic
fail (hold your applause please). They currently owe $1.4 million in
overlay and freeroll money to league members. It's low hanging fruit,
but what's up with the Lederer family's knack for failing to deliver
on promised money to the poker world? You've got Howard with hundreds
of millions owed to players from his site Full Tilt and little sister
Annie Duke who starts a poker league that fails within a single year
and is leaving players with their hands in the air wondering where all
the value they were promised disappeared to. She produced a bold faced
lie about why event four was cancelled. Wicked Chops Poker is
reporting that the company's bankruptcy filings include a sum of
$23,000 owed to the Disable Veterans of America. Their parents must be
so proud! [obligatory "we told you so" link regarding this Epic fail].
The poker world could not be more of a disaster right now basically.
It feels shameful to even identify as one who enjoys an otherwise
wonderful game. You've got a bunch of shady degenerates who ran a
business into the ground and owe 9-figures of money to regular folks
around the world, a Trump-appointed "business tycoon" running another
poker project into the ground and managing to stiff disabled veterans
in the meantime, and a government in the most "developed" country in
the world that treats poker like a moral hazard but will relent on
this outlook one day when it suits their wallet to do so. Quite a lot
of B.S. to sift through for people who just want to play some cards.