How about a weekly update and i’ll start doing the daily ones when I have something to write about?
Hachem Deepstack Series NLHE 6Max (230 buyin)
This event went badly. I lost two races and I was out early.
Hachem Deepstack Series $340 Bounty Event
I come to the table with a beer in hand and immediately start acting as if im completely smashed while in reality its actually my first beer. I open the first eight pots or so (winning some and losing some) while we’re 300BB deep to portray the maniac image, then I find queens. Effective stacks 15k at 25/50. Random guy opens to 150, I repop to 700, he calls. He thinks im a drunken tiltmuppet, so this could be profitable. Villain instacalls and the flop is AQ3. Bink! I check and villain bets 900. I’m pretty sure that means he’s strong since he has to think im unlikely to give up here in a 3bet pot if I really am drunk. I figure that means hes strong, so I raise to 2500 and he calls. Cool, he has an ace and he isnt folding. The turn is a king and I bet 5000, he insta-shoves and I beat him into the pot. He had AK and the river bricks. Good start
I start massacring the table and I have 70k pretty quickly, stacking a few short stacks on flips and doubling a few others up.
I finally find myself involved in an interesting hand at 500/1000 when we’re nearing the bubble. I have three bounties which means i’ve made $300 so far.
Villain has 50k and I cover easily.
Terrible female player limps, I find AcQh and raise to 4000 on the cutoff, folds around, she calls.
Flop: Qc Tc 4c
Well that’s a helpful flop, how do I even flop top pair AND a nut flush draw that’s just ridiculous
She donks out 15k which is almost double the pot.
What?
…wait, WHAT?
I think for a couple seconds, realise my hand is the super nuts and move all-in. She snapcalls and tables 9c8c. Fuck I hate live poker. CLUB PLEASE
The turn and river brick and i’m back down to 25k. I pull off some nice bluffs to climb back to 50k, then stack a shorty when I raise/call A9 against a 20bb stack and he has K6 and I hold to take my 4th bounty. I’m back to 80k when i get involved again with a bad/tricky live player.
At 800/1600, I make it 3500 with KTs (my standard raise) in early position, loose/bad reg named Andrew who had previously flatted J6o on the button against my openraise flats and the BB (tricky/bad live player calls)
Flop: 642 rainbow
TBL checks, I bet 8000, Andrew folds, TBL minraises to 16000. No sir you do not have a hand. I quickly raise all-in and villain tanks for a moment then calls and reveals… 72 for bottom pair. Okay, I read his hand correctly, I just misread the fact that… he didn’t fold bottom pair. I brick out and i’m short again. The blinds go up and I suddenly have 11bb again. A guy shoves 9bb, I reshove, a short stack behind calls all-in for 3bb and another guy goes ‘oh I guess theres value’ and calls as well for about 8bb. My sixes brick out (an additional three bounties would have been nice) and i’m crippled to 1bb. I bust shortly after.
1100 PLO Event
I massacre my starting table and chip up to 90k from the start bank of 30k with no major showdowns. I get it in with 77xx vs AKQJ on a KK27 board on the turn and fade the river to chip up to 160k.
I head to the final table with one of the big stacks but it’s only six paid. With nine left I get it in with KK, a flush draw and a backdoor draw against AA and no redraws and brick all of my outs to drop back to the average stack in a pot that would have given me over a third of the chips in play. With eight left, I check-raise all in with AQTx vs AAKx on a QTx flop and villain tank-calls off his stack for slightly under a third of the chips in play. The turn is a jack. Thanks for playing and I bubble again.
$550 HU Tournament
Round 1 – 30k stacks
My opponent is tight-passive. I have a 32-28k lead when the following hand takes place.
I open the button to 1k at 200/400 with Ts9s and villain calls. The flop is Ad 8s 7h
He checks, I make it 1500, he checkraises to 5k. Um, okay? I consider folding (it means he has an ace or better) but decide to peel since he’s putting the rest in if I hit. The turn is 6h and villain open shoves. I snap and he has A7 and I hold. That was easy.
Next round (I had a bye so this is the bubble match) I grind villain down slowly, lose with KK to 34 when he flops a straight, grind him down slowly again, open shove QJ into A8 with villain easily covered and fail to get there, sending us back to even stacks, grind him down again, then go completely card dead as he starts getting aggro, get back to even, then get it bad (30/70 I think) since there are now only about 30bb in play. I brick out again and my opponent wins. Sigh.
I decided to unregister the 1100 6max because the field looks strong and I need to sleep in.
$340 Accumulator – I get it in preflop with AA vs AQ first level vs a tilting donk, then at the 100/200 level I play a monster pot where I flop a straight flush draw against a set and fail to get there in a 450bb pot (I had 42k, villain covers) which would have given me a huge chiplead.
Oh and I also bought 40% of a friend and he shipped the Accumulator for 12k, so I made 4.7k. Then I swapped 10% with him and he chopped the 6max so I made $500. Then I swapped with him again in the Terminator and he finished 7th so I made another $70
In conclusion I need to stop playing poker and start backing people instead
Sorry for lack of updates etc but i’m really busy at the moment, my posts will be back to their normal quality/quantity for Thailand and Vegas.
I still have the $550 Main and $1650 Shorthanded Shootout events left so i’m definitely going to ship something this series though